Awkward moments on WhatsApp

Funny people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since
3days.
He's
probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he
hasn't
reached Dubai!!!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1month.
Living in
Paradise I guess?

4. Someone is always "Available". How free are
you?

5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm
using
WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance
service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only".
Dude then throw away your phone,
you're not using the phone's Primary function.

8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6
weeks.
Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there,
just
guessing

9. Someone's own "At school".
What the hell are we gonna do about your being
in
school, save us the story it's all yours not for us

10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week.
She must be very busy probably "picking beans"
or
breaking melons

11. This pisses off most "Battery about to die" for
3
consecutive months.
Should we contact PHCN concerning the power
situation
of your house or buy you new generator ?

12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4
months?
Is he preparing himself for a race against Usein
Bolt or
he/she want fight with JOHN CENA?

13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on
the
meeting and quit WhatsApp.or Is WhatsApp the
venue for
the meeting?