1. MUM: junior, bring water for me from the fridge.
Akpos: mum, to drink? MUM: no, to
change to wine,
useless child"
3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will
just die.
MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not
mine.
. 4. A man goes into a library and asks for a
book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring
it back."
.
5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing infront of the
chemist?
Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills
.6. Okon: why are u writting this letter so slow?
Akpos: because the person am writting it to, doesn't
read fast .
7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for
his wife.
WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will
think i don't change my panties.
HUSBAND Which people? .
8. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a
boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we?
Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?
Akpors: don't mind that block head We go chop yam
today. Yamin't we?
Teacher fainted.
.
9. Wife: Honey how many ladies have u slept
with before marrying me
Husband: (he kept quiet for some time)
Wife: Honey am I not
talking to u?
Husband: Woman won't u keep
quiet and let me count?
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